LifeBox

Man, the telemarketers for American Express sure are rude. There I am, practicing on the banjo, when they call me up. I’ve been selected for a special offer, blah blah blah. So I go back to working on my forward-backward roll, and his drone is starting to match up with the rhythm, but not exactly. I didn’t really catch what he was saying, anyway, so I asked him to repeat it. He did, but it still wasn’t quite there, so I asked him to repeat it again, but to try to stay in step this time - and he hung up on me! Recorded for quality purposes, my ass!