When I went to check the mail today, I found thirty-four small orange stuffed octopi crammed in there, along with the rest of the mail. I have my suspicions about how they got there, but really, it could have been any of my crazy-ass people. Now, they must do battle!

BABY VERSUS OCTOPUS! FIGHT!
Eric | 07-Jun-07 at 8:26 am | Permalink
Are you seriously not going to tell us who was victorious in this epic battle? Come on! The suspense is killing me!
My money is on the baby.
majcher | 07-Jun-07 at 11:55 am | Permalink
Baby: TOTAL VICTORY! FINISH THEM!
Octopi: AIEEE! WE ARE DEFEATED!
Baby: RAAAAR! ME LIKE SQUID LEGS!
Octopi: BUT WE ARE PLUSH AND CUDDLY!
Baby: SILENCE! EXPERIENCE YOUR DEMISE!